Examples Of The Before And After Of Falling In Love

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Examples Of The Before and After Of Falling In Love

BEFORE:  You take my breath away.

AFTER: I feel like I'm suffocating.

BEFORE:  Twice a night

AFTER:  Twice a month

BEFORE:  She says she loves the way I take control of a situation.

AFTER:  She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac.

BEFORE:  Saturday Night Fever

AFTER:  Monday Night Football

BEFORE:  Don't stop.

AFTER:  Don't start.

BEFORE:  Is that all you're having?

AFTER:  Maybe you should have just a salad, honey.

BEFORE:  It's like I'm living in a dream.

AFTER:  It's like he lives in a dorm.

BEFORE:  $60/doz.

AFTER:  $1.50/stem

BEFORE:  Turbocharged

AFTER:  Jump-start

BEFORE:  We agree on everything.

AFTER:  She has a mind of her own.

BEFORE:  Victoria's Secret

AFTER:  Fruit-of-the-Loom

BEFORE:  Feathers and handcuffs

AFTER:  Ball and chain

BEFORE:  Idol

AFTER:  Idle

BEFORE:  I love a woman with curves.

AFTER:  I never said you were fat.

BEFORE:  He's completely lost without me.

AFTER:  Why won't he ever ask for directions?

BEFORE:  Time stood still.

AFTER:  This relationship is going nowhere.

BEFORE:  Croissant and cappuccino

AFTER:  Bagel and instant

BEFORE:  You look so seductive in black.

AFTER:  Your clothes are so depressing.

BEFORE:  Oysters

AFTER:  Fish sticks

BEFORE:  I can hardly believe we found each other.

AFTER:  I can't believe I ended up with you when I had so many to chose from.

BEFORE:  Passion

AFTER:  Ration

BEFORE:  Once upon a time

AFTER:  The end